everyone is getting a boyfriend and you know what im getting
FATTER
Australia has 2 weather settings: ‘you’re gonna burn in hell’ or ‘you better build a fucking ark’
when i was little i remember my mom taught me a trick to hold my longsleeve shirt when i was putting on a jacket so they dont bunch up and god bless her soul for doing so
when you see a shoe in the middle of the road and you wonder what is its story
I hate when people cry in front of me like should I pat their head, should I grab their ass I don’t fucking know
(Source: sfux)
when you are so desperate you go to the second page of google results
(Source: cnnbreakingofficial)
IF YOU CANT HANDLE ME AT MY WORST i dont blame u neither can i
don’t ever assume someone likes you because 10/10 times they don’t
(Source: aquus)
